i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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