Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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