They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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