just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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