Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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