so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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