dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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