Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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