I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My day in three words: secret purse cake
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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