She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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