Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I am available for nakedness
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
