Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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