I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
