I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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