On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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