Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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