god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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