I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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