haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
