"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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