Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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