YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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