yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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