Banned from zoo.
Again?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
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I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize