What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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