i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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