i would punch a child for taco bell
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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