Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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