you would pick up someone in the library
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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