Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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