Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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