It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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