whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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