Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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