So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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