She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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