brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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