I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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