i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Randomize
