Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
being pregnant is like rehab
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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