That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I don't think brook has ever known best
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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