Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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