i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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