So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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