i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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