Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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