you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
is this the sara with the beer cane?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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