You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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