you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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