mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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