Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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