How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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