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• (616): View more from Michigan

  this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  you traded sex for a burrito?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  We can Fuck in the shower to save time

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  And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window

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