How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.