are you still at the devil's house?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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