If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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